So we had terrible storms in Memphis this weekend. Flooding, destruction abounded. They even had to evacuate the Memphis prison and move the inmates to an undisclosed location (this to me was scarier than any storm, by the way). If you live in an area that has any wild life, you know that the critters start to get restless right before a storm. They want to take cover, just like you. However, I was petrified when I went to open...