So I gave Al his Christmas presents early since I was leaving for our condo in St. Pete Beach at 8:45 the next morning. Among the ultra romantic gifts were a Vegas ornament that makes jackpot slot machine noises, a Gurehg single-pod coffee maker for his office and a toaster (which is romantic for a man who considers blueberry bagels a vegetable serving and eats them more than any other food). He explained there is an “art to toasting” and...