I was reading one of the popular women’s health magazines recently and came across the article, “Nine Ways to Beat Belly Bloat.” Some of the ways mentioned were viable, such as “Wear Shapewear” and “Avoid Beer” (duh), but some of the other suggestions were totally bizarre, almost like they were trying to puff up your waist for their enjoyment. A couple that come to mind were “Drink Milk,” (which I feel was a tradeoff plug since they had a full-page...